Unlike Advices for travelers, here we list advices and different situations, which will bring many troubles to you and other people.

Most of these advices were collected by real people in quite ordinary situations. If you have your own additions to these advices – you are welcome to send them!

It’s always better buying pasteboards privately – this way you will spend less time for purchase and save your time.

When you are going into a trip, don’t forget to put all your belongings in beautiful and expensive bags – this way all other people will understand that you are a rich person and respect you.

1. It’s better to put all good and expensive things in one or two biggest bags – let everybody know that you can afford yourself many good things.

2. Take much money with you, put them in one pocket or bag – in case you see something interesting on the way – you will be able to buy it at once without troubles.

3. You need to put big banknote in your purse – you always need to have cash for purchase.

4. You need to dress yourself stylishly and with comfort. In winter women will like a mink or blue fox fur, in summer – miniskirt.

5. You should put your pasteboard in a purse, put there also passport, driving license, documents etc. You always should have everything with you.

6. When you are already on a platform, act this way: put all your belongings in a big and long raw and turn away – somebody will need them. During this time you will be able to enjoy sunrise or a beautiful view on opposite side.

7. As soon as you take your place in a compartment, tell your fellow travelers about your destination, occupation, business – you have nothing to hide from other people – you’re an honest man.

8. Do not put all your belongings under lower seat – you know, it’s difficult to take things from there – it’s better to put everything on open upper shelves – it will be easier to take them.

9. You need to hang your overcoat on a hook close to the door – allow passers-by throwing a surprise into your pocket.

10. While unpacking your luggage, turn bag to your fellow traveler – he should see how many interesting things you have.

11. Buy most appetizing and tasty foods on all stops: meat, cutlets, cakes, fish – even raw – you will cook it when you come home.

12. If your fellow-traveller offers you drinks, which he prepared for you while you were absent, drink as much as you can – they use sleeping-draughts only in detectives.

13. If you are alone in your compartment, visit diner – find a friend there and invite him to your compartment – you will have more fun with a stranger.

14. If somebody asks you to change big banknote – do it – may be you will need it.

15. If you are offered to buy some electrical appliance: radio, player, electric razor, electric kettle etc. – buy it, don’t worry that you cannot test their work – they are so cheap.

16. Hide all your money in underwear on all custom houses and enter small sum in a customs declaration – you know, nobody will search you and doubt in your words.

17. When you go to bed, do not close the door – this way you will receive fresh air and have a good sleep.

18. You should better sleep with your head to the window – this way you won’t hear passers-by and fall asleep calmly.

19. It’s better to leave all your money and documents in pockets for the night – this way you will be able to pay for everything in case of necessity.

20. It’s better to leave good shoes close to a shelf for the night – you may want to go out in the night, and slippers are not good for this – you know, you are a rich man.

21. Leave your compartment as often as you can – you do not need to know what your fellow traveler is doing there.

22. Play cards for money to entertain yourself – this way time will pass quicker.

23. When you arrive at your station – take all your bags and run out from your carriage – don’t waste time to check your luggage.

24. Drink more beer (juice, soda water) before all big stations, where train stops for 10-15 minutes. Your stomach will never let you down.

25. Take more perishable goods with you (summer sausage, cakes etc.) – this will give you a stimulus to eat everything quicker.

26. Eat more garlic, onion and other spices on the journey – people should see you’re an epicure.

27. Do not wash yourself before departure – you still can sweat. You will take a shower on your arrival. And people should understand this.

28. Do not put clean underwear and cloth on the journey – you can soil them.

29. Never take medicines on the journey – your stomach, heart and head will never let you down.

30. Try to arrive at a strange city closer to midnight – you will have much time for night’s familiarization walks.

31. Upon arrival register your luggage and write large the number on paper, so that a man, standing next to you, could see it.

32. Do not take a toilet-set with you – may be they will start distributing tooth-brushes in trains.

33. Do not ask about train arrival – your inner “Ego” will tell you.

34. Never learn rules of behavior on the railroad. This is unnecessary information for you.

35. If you need to change trains, take care that the interval between trains on a station is no longer than 5-10 minutes. Trains run according to the time-table, why should you waste your time on a railway station?